Randeezy's Monotonous Claims

Obviously the subject of this blog has a strong and meaningful essence to it.  If you think about it, there really isn’t a question…

When I was younger I always said I wouldn’t have a kid.  “Hell no”, I used to say, but things have changed, and so have I.  When I started growing up I realized how much i might actually really want to have a child, but only on my own terms – financially I have to be stable enough to have one, none the less two or more.  That no longer is the situation.  My wife and I have decided to have a child, and granted on different terms than we originally planned, it’s different this time, very different.

Ever since I realized that I had a choice in life I realized that maybe, just maybe I didn’t want to have kids, and if I wasn’t ready, I would without a doubt abort them.  That was the reality of things until recently…  My wife and I will have a child, and apparently NOW is the time.

With the hopes of being a father now, having a little spawn to corrupt and turn into a decent and reasonable citizen of the world, not only will I change, but I’m sure I’ll have a different stand point as well.  I realized how much I actually DID want to be just like my father, just… only during the happier times…

So where do I go from here?  What do I do now?  Better yet, what do WE do now?  We’re going to have a child… hopefully a boy… either way, I hope for a happy and healthy (non-diseased) child.  I guess that is all I can hope for now, but… with any hope, WE will succeed…

To start off, I find it overly enjoyable to watch how he is eating up the press and giving them everything they want. I cannot believe that everyone takes this man serious. As a comedian, all of this fame that he has gotten for “being on coke” and doing the interviews, he’s taunting the press with more and more hilarious actions.

Think about it like this… You are a millionaire. Not just ANY millionaire, but one who can do anything that you want. Imagine that you, as a recovering coke head, decided to do some coke again and go on a small rant on some publicly accessible website. Now that you’ve got everyone’s attention, you’ve decided as an actor that it might just be even more fun to do it again, maybe with or without the drug inducement.

Now that you’ve done what you have, it isn’t to your surprise that the media grabs the worst parts, publishes them out on various news programs, and suddenly, YOU are the talk of the town!

Rightly so, the media decides that since you have had problems in the past, that you’ve decided to relapse….

See… this man… Charlie Sheen… he’s an actor, and a method actor at that. Not only has he lost his children and wives (for obvious reasons) but now he probably has learned that maybe… just maybe… he talked too much. Everyone does it– not everyone is famous though.

So, with fame and fortune comes paparazzi. Funny thing though.. You’ll hear from everyone that the news doesn’t really comment or show the happy parts of life. They’ll only really show the negative parts of society and events that happen in said society.

So… Now that we’ve covered that, I watched a show on TLC about Charlie Sheen and it made me realize that he’s just eating up all of this media. News companies have come to his house and done interviews just to make sure nothing crazy is actually happening in his house; much to their dismay, he has a very suburban life and nothing crazy even really happens. He has a posse that follows him and works with him as professionals, he has 2 girlfriends who he calls “the goddesses” and he makes sure his house is kept up nice and clean.

And with that being said, he is a normal person (just like any movie star, any famous person, any regular person) except for the fact that he is living it up, swinging from chandeliers, drinking to excess and causing havoc, enjoying the women that throw themselves at him (obviously for money and fame)… This man is a MILLIONAIRE. Think about it… he can do nearly anything because he has the money.

Some people take the fact they have money to their advantage.

He can pay for everything he damages… and still will forever live happily because of how much money he has.

And with that being said, Mr. Charlie Sheen, I adore your lifestyle and find it overbearingly funny that you’ve called yourself a “warlock”, that you have “tiger blood” in you, and that you are a “winner”. I agree with you that you ARE a winner because regardless of what is taken from you due to the ignorant fools of society and people who take life WAY too seriously. You WILL come up on top, and I side with you in all aspects.

I too once was a coke-head. I know how it feels, I know you feel that you’re invincible, I know that you feel you’re unstoppable. Live your life Mr. Charlie Sheen, and enjoy every moment you have.

I was told Charlie was looking for an intern… an assistant.. Granted I’m unable to take that position (as I would LOVE to), I know that every single one of your applicants will adore your comedy as much as I do.

Congratulations, and I will try and endorse you by getting one of your many shirts. Probably the one exclaiming “Duh!, WINNING”

Thank you,
Randall Lage

Hey MAVS! I have my own radio show tomorrow from 5-6pm on www.utaradio.com!! starting tomorrow through the end of the semester, I will give you a weekly lesson on METAL MUSIC, or as much as i can with what UTA has on their music servers. TUNE IN TOMORROW AT UTARADIO.COM TO LISTEN TO ME!! RUSH HOUR RANDY!

Now, even though I cannot guarantee the amount of metal I’ll be putting on, it’ll be as close as I can get.

This is the ultimate test. To see if this thing works and if someone reads it.