Where Do I Commence

So my phone rings, and it’s my old mentor Lars Abraham, Professor Semi-Emeritus at Seattle State University. “How’s it shaking, Lars?” say I. “Not so good,” says Lars. “I had a premonition you would say that.” “Tim, morale at Seattle State is at a new low in the 53 years I have taught here.” “And knowing you, that’s pretty low, Lars.” “Tim, we have a new Chancellor. And his first…