Assess Titanic

So the phone rings, and it’s my old pal Lars Abraham, Superannuated Professor of Sesquipedaliana at Seattle State. “‘Sup, Pops,” say I. “”I’m not doing so good, Tim,” says Lars. “When was the last time you were doing good, Lars?” I ask. “The Truman Administration?” “Tim, it is no joke. Things are declining rapidly in higher education. Take Assessment. A new mandate has come down from Olympia …” “Sounds Jovian,…